Melonwax is the personal blog of a 24-year-old female with a day job in Atlanta, Georgia.
Her name is Hollyn.
She forces all of her Über drivers to tell her their favorite pop star. She determines their driver rating based on this answer.
She thinks Solange is equally as talented as Beyoncé.
She doesn’t know why she’s typing this in third person.
She is a Pisces sun, Scorpio moon, Cancer ascendant. In the astrology world, they call this a triple water sign.
She knows a lot about astrology but she doesn’t want you to think she’s crazy.
She’s certain Pharrell Williams is a Shaman.
Her favorite Beetle is George Harrison.
Her favorite Jonas brother is none of them.
She once called Childish Gambino’s Awaken, My Love the Pet Sounds of the millennial generation.
She still has faith that Kid Cudi will make another album as influential as Man on the Moon.
She condescendingly tells total strangers that she listened to The Weeknd before they put his face on a t-shirt (while wearing a t-shirt with The Weeknd’s face on it).
What if she dies before André 3000 puts out a solo album?
If none of this turns you off (or if all of it turns you off) please stick around to read (or hate-read) all of her content.